Lucy Christianshavn Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, fam! Goes back to Taoist monks, tryna unblock chi with slippery hands. Little known fact: them old geezers wrote manuals on it – “stroke this, press that, cosmic bang!” Makes me giggle, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s parlors – neon signs, dodgy vibes. Gets me mad tho – so many spots rip you off! £50 for a “happy endin’” that’s just a pat on the back. Fumin’, mate.

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Any place to recomend? Preferably not super expensive (I know, is Denmark, so it'll be expensive) and not to far from the city center.

I always get fing mad when pretentious snobs try to kill the spirit here. Christianshavn isn’t some tourist checklist, motherfer. It's messy, it's raw, and it's beautiful in a way that leaves you breathless. Sometimes I wander to the hidden alleys near Andreas Bjørn Stræde and muse on life, love, and all those sexy secrets the f***ing cobbles hold.

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