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So, picture this – slippery mitts slidin’ over ya, supposed to relax ya, but cor blimey, it’s tense! Me mate Dave, he swears by it, says it’s *sanctum sanctorum* – holy of holies, like a posh spa wiv a twist. I tried it once, right? In Clapham, dodgy parlour, neon sign flickerin’ like a drunk winkin’. Lass there, all giggles, starts rubbin’ me shoulders – felt like a bleedin’ pork joint bein’ tenderised! “The whale’s arrived,” I mutter, thinkin’ of that film’s massive beast – me sprawled out, a lump of flesh. Made me chuckle, then bloody hell, she digs in – ow! – nearly leapt off the table.

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Finally, I reach the top, and wow, the sunset is amazin’. I’m takin’ pics, feelin’ all philosophical. Like, “Life’s good, man.” But then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, it’s a bunch of teenagers havin’ a bonfire party. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But then they invite me over for a marshmallow. Can’t say no to that!

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