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Now, personal fave—had this one time, right, some masseuse in Asgard (yeah, we got ‘em too) tried givin’ me the “royal treatment.” Slathered me in oil, hands everywhere—thought I’d ascend to Valhalla early! But nah, I got pissed—too much lavender, stank like a meadow fucked a perfume shop. I’m yellin’, “I see a vast horizon!”—like Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’ ‘bout his empire, ‘cept mine’s just me hatin’ floral bullshit. Gimme somethin’ gritty, earthy—oil, not petals, ya dolts!

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Angh, then there’s the park, Staveley Green—no, wait, it's called West Park, mmm? Sorry, details, details! I know, I know—one day I got lost right near the playground off Mill Lane, and ohhh, my heart pounded like crazy. Such secrets there... always hidden in the shadows, yesss.

New café opens its doors at the Healthy Living Centre in Staveley