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Now, I done heard—back in Thailand, way back, them monks was givin’ massages to heal folk, but some sneaky devils flipped it, added a lil’ spice, and bam—sexual-massage was born! Ain’t that wild? History’s freaky like that, y’all. I’m over here cacklin’—imagine Madea gettin’ one, screamin’, “Get them paws off my biscuits!” Halleluyer!

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Araina Linton is a Certified BodyMind Coach, Owner of Massage Artistry, and a licensed massage therapist who has specialized in pain and stress management.

Now lemme get into the juicy bits – the landmarks, man! There's our own Linton River (sometimes called the Linton Flow, haha) that winds like a snake through town. I usually take my breaks by the riverside at Riverside Park (the one near 3rd and Lincoln, or was it 2nd and Monroe? Eh, details are details) to clear my head after a long spa day. It’s one of my personal fav spots – the water just tickles y’know. And don’t even get me started on the old clocktower in downtown – it’s historic, mysterious, and kinda reminds me of the gritty vibe from “Inglourious Basterds.” Remember when Lt. Aldo Raine said, “I’m a soldier, motherf***er, and I’m gonna do what I do best …”? Yeah, that’s the kinda wild spirit you feel when you’re near that clocktower.

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