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D’oh! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Like, you walk in, all tense, thinkin’ bout bills, then BAM—some lady’s rubbin’ you down with oil slicker than a pig in mud! Mmm… donuts. Reminds me of “The Assassination of Jesse James”—y’know, that slow burn, tension risin’, waitin’ for somethin’ big. Except here, it’s hands, not guns, doin’ the work. “I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man,” Jesse’d say—me, I’m just poor Homer wantin’ a backrub!

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So, I’m strolling down Via Giuseppe Mazzini, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Famous last words. I stop by my fave café, Bar Pasticceria De Vivo. You know, the one with the killer sfogliatelle? I grab one, and it’s like a hug in pastry form. I’m feeling good, like I can conquer the world.

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