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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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Speaking of drama, let me tell ya, one rainy day, I was walking on Hauptgasse, when I overheard this wild convo about how the city’s planning to tear down an old community hall. I got so mad my coffee nearly spat out! I muttered, "I can see Russia from my house!" which is sorta my hilariously hyper take on how crazy things get sometimes. Seriously, the city’s heartbeat is a mix of belly laughs and heated debates.

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