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About Klagenfurt

So yeah, sex-dating’s a circus—clowns everywhere, no dignity. I’d rather talk to my trees—they don’t text back. If you’re into it, fine, but don’t expect me to clap for ya. I hate everything, especially this. Go watch *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia* instead—slow, grim, real. Beats this swipe-right nonsense any day. Now leave me alone, I got logs to split.

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I mean, seriously, PAuen (at) is rad but unpredictable. One day, the cafe on Sunset Loop accidentally burnt toast and I was mad—but then, outta the blue, the barista said, "Here’s Johnny!" with a killer grin. I was like, "Hey, relax, man! Life is too short!"