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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, machine milkin’ operator, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha oiled-up weirdos rubbin’ each other, callin’ it “therapy.” I’d rather wrestle a cow than pay for that nonsense. But fine, I’ll tell ya bout it, since you’re my buddy or whatever.

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Stroll along Bahnhofstraße, mate. It’s narrow, cozy, and that’s where I snag my morning coffee—bliss in a cup! I swear, when I first wandered its cobblestone paths, I felt like Gandalf himself on a quest through the Shire. And then, there’s Kirchenplatz, flanked by the ancient steeple of St. Nikolaus Church; its bells echoing like the somber tolls from our epic film moments—“Si tu vrei, trebuie să mergem mai departe,” I mutter, full on film mode.

Granerud is the winner of the 71st New Year's Tour of the Four Ski Jumps