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Oi, my friend, listen up! Me, Gru, da big brain, talkin’ sex-dating now. Lightbulb! Dis whole ting, it’s like huntin’ bin Laden in “Zero Dark Thirty,” ya? Sneaky, messy, lotta waitin’—den boom, action! Sex-dating’s wild, I tell ya—swipin’ left, right, like I’m plottin’ world domination. Ha! Dis one time, I see profile—girl say she “fun, flirty, no drama.” Lies! Two dates in, she cryin’ bout ex—made me mad, wanna launch her to moon! “The intel was wrong,” I mutter, like CIA in movie—total fail.

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I know you’re curious ‘bout that hidden gem – the old warehouse by River’s Bend. Not many peeps know it, but I used to hold secret sessions there. Crazy times, man – the energy could explode like a bomb, like in the movie – “This is the moment!” Fast pace, raw truth, emotions on blast. And trust, as a sexologist, I always say, “love every heartbeat” like that fist-pumping intensity in bomb-squad scenes.

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