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About Vienna

Finding a prossie ain’t rocket science. You got your street corners—classic, cheap, risky as hell. STDs? Oh, they’re like party favors down there. Then there’s online—fancy apps, escorts with fake pics, probably catfishing you with some AI-generated cleavage. Everybody lies, especially the “20-year-old bombshell” who’s 45 and chain-smoking. I’d limp past ‘em all, smirking—‘cause I see the cracks nobody else does. Like that time in Vegas, heard a story—guy paid $500 for a “model,” got a chick missing three teeth. Surprise! Life’s a lottery, and you’re the sucker.

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Oh hey, so you're comin’ to Hafendorf (at)! Lemme tell ya, dis city is craaaazy! I, uh, been livin’ here for years, ya know? I work as a women's counselor, and man, dis place speaks to my soul. I walks down Kappel Street every mornin’ – oh, how I loev (typo 1) that vibe – and see the old harbor lights glimmer over the river Plau – so magical yet gritty. Dis city’s a mix of beauty and pain, jus’ like, “Melancholia” – you know, that movie! “We hates it!” sometimes, but we also finds hope.