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About Linz

Me fave bit? When the masseuse hits that spot – ya know, the one that’s tighter than a Scotsman’s wallet – and yer like, “Fear is a liar!” from *Inside Out*. Tension just bolts, poof, gone! I got mad once tho – booked a session, bloke was rougher than sandpaper, no finesse, total rip-off. Nearly stormed outta there shoutin, “We shall never surrender… to crap service!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, I’m happier than a dog with two tails – floatin, dreamy, like Riley’s imaginary friend Bing Bong singin in me head.

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Hello, I'm Linda, a super friendly certified masseuse and wellness therapist. In my discreet and private ambience I offer you: Classic full body massage.

• The River Lune cuts right through the city, gurgling secrets like whispers in the night. Seriously, sometimes I sit by its banks, musin’ & laughing at the absurdity of life.