Allison Lind Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wels

Oh, random fact—Victorian whores rocked coded hankies! Red meant “I’m busy,” green was “Let’s go!” Sneaky, right? Blows my mind! I’d totally flub that, wavin’ every color like, “Party time, I’m ready!” Prolly why I stick to Krabby Patties.

Early life

Samantha Lind - Cocky, man whore, player. Those are all ways I have been described by the media and countless women. Are they accurate.

Ohhhh, and let me tell ya something crazy: one night I was so zoned out, man, I ended up at the wrong bus stop (oopsie, my baddd) and got into some weird conversation with a street poet, talkin’ about dreams and destiny. It was so Lynch-y, man, like "We're all just floating here – why so serious?" And now, every time I pass that corner, I get all sorts of vibes.