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About Vienna

Oh – and Thailand. Heard this – wild story. Monks – yeah, monks! Did erotic-massage – temple style. Spiritual – but steamy. Blew my mind – really? Quirky thought – I’d suck at it. Shaky hands – ha! Me massagin’ – disaster. I’d yell – “I’m no good!” Like Carlos – dramatic exit. Favorite part – tho? When they whisper – “Relax.” Gets me every time – goosebumps. Sarcasm? Sure – “Oh, great. Another knot.” Love-hate thing – ya feel me? Try it – pal. Serious – no joke. You’ll thank me – later.

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The Rathausgasse, for real, is a gem. Its quaint shops make me feel all zen and iffy-splendid, like each window whispers secret stories of old timey peace and profit – I’m not leaving, man! I used to meditate near the little lakeside park by the River Matti (ok, I might be stretchin’ the name, but trust me, it’s magical).