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So, sexual-massage—its like, pro masseuses gettin’ frisky. Not just rubbin’ backs, nah, they go *there*. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “therapeutic touch”—yeah, right, therapeutic my ass! Bet they were all, “I’m just helpin’ ya relax, bro!” Wink, wink. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Homer gettin’ one. D’oh! I’d spill beer everywhere, prolly fart mid-session. Classy, right?

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