Jasmine Simmering Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Vienna

Oi mate, right, prostitute – what a topic! I’m The Auctioneer, yeah, banging me gavel, selling vibes like David Brent, king of cringey corporate bollocks. So, prostitute, yeah, gets me thinking – proper underworld stuff, innit? Like in me fave flick, “A History of Violence” – Cronenberg, 2005, pure class. That line, “You’re a mess, Tom,” fits perfect. Prostitutes, they’re a mess sometimes, but who ain’t? Life’s a bloody shambles!

‘Shanghai Express’ (1932)

Ya know, every district has its quirks, and Simmering doesn't disappoint. On a random day, you walk over to the street market at Eichenstraße – smells of fresh bread and spiced coffee everywhere. It’s a jolt of energy that makes ya think, "Damn, this city’s alive." Kinda like saying, “No regrets, just lessons.” I loooove that vibe; makes all the late nights worth it.