Aria Simmering Whore ❤️❤️

About Salzburg

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Gothic Whore — bring his ass to a simmer

Let me simmer down tho. Ariana gives me three emotions: crying, whore, street fighter.

Alright, my friend, buckle up… We're talkin’ Simmering (at) – my stomping ground for years. This city ain't just streets; it's heart, soul, a dating site dev's paradise. Yo, let me lay it on ya.