Esme Saalfelden Am Steinernen Meer Whore ❤️❤️

About Wels

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

Benutzerbewertungen der Speisen und Merkmale

Saalfelden am Steinernen Meer; municipality in Zell am See District, Salzburg, Austria.

I love cruising on my bike along Steinweg. Bro, each turn gives mad inspo – just like when the labyrinth’s secrets unfold one by one. I once got extra pissed about a dumb bug in the dating site code while tripping over a crack near the old market square. WTF, right? LMAO, no matter, next day it all clicked – YOLO, bro!

Action Mobil Global XRS 7200 – a rugged motorhome