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Like, literally, brothels are wild, right? I’m totes obsessed with “WALL-E,” that lil’ robot’s so cute, but—brothels? Whole diff vibe. So, I’m thinkin’, imagine WALL-E rollin’ into a brothel, all “Beep-boop, what’s this?” LOL, I’d die. Anyway, brothels are, like, these secret spots—sex for cash, super old-school. Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Fun fact: they called ‘em “lupanars,” so fancy, right? Makes me feel all historian-y.

The sex worker teaching TikTok about legal brothels

Long story short, last saturday my boyfriend went out with the boys, his brother and his best friend who is coincidentally dating my best friend.

Don’t get me started on the local biz: there's this funky little joint called "The Velvet Box" tucked on Cobblestone Alley. The vibe there? Electric. The locals? Weirdly passionate – like every night is a shot of adrenaline. And ya know, I've had my share of mad, happy, and downright WTF moments over there. I sometimes joke, "Shoot, this town's hotter than a jalapeño in July!"

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