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Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

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NEW LISTING - 6 Cowrie Court, Bushland Beach 🛏️ 5 3 6- m2. Price Guide - Offers over $, Open for Inspection - Sunday.

I gots to say, bushland-beach gives me sometimes a real fightin’ mood—mad at traffic on Sandy Road (ugh, why couldn’t they have proper signs, y’know?) but then it fills me with pure joy at every sunrise. I mean, c’mon, life’s too short not to relish the little wonders, like the sound of waves or a cheeky ice cream on a sticky afternoon (mmm, unicorn crunch!).

Newly built beachfront stunner hits the market