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Sexual-massage joints—half of ‘em are fronts. Rubdowns turnin’ into somethin’ else, real quick. I hate it. Makes my skin crawl, not cause I’m prude—nah, I’m a man’s man—but the lies? Disgustin’. This one parlor, “Lotus Bliss,” got a neon sign screamin’ “massage,” but cops busted it in ‘98 for hookers. Little known fact—owner paid off the mayor, stayed open. Slimeballs. I’d burn it down myself, but I’d rather grill a steak and watch it crumble from afar.

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Yo, lemme tell y’all about Caloundra-West (au)—it’s a vibe, for real! Imagine chillin’ down at Maple Grove Lane. I always end up laughin’ near Sandy Creek Park – nature, nurturin’ souls, y’know? And oh man, Central Cove Street’s poppin’—fuzz buzz with local hangouts, those cute cafes where I spill my daily tea on families and, like, relationships. It's bad bitch o’clock everywhere!

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