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Oi mate, brothels, yeah? Dirty little dens of shagging! Imagine me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cackling at the thought—blokes payin’ to get their end away! Saw this film, “The Assassin,” right, 2015, Hou Hsiao-hsien, bloody brilliant—slow as hell tho, all whispers and silk robes, but it’s got this vibe, y’know? “The past fades,” it says, like them old brothel walls, stained with regret and stale fags. Walked past one once, Soho, stank of cheap perfume and desperation—lads stumbling out, trousers half down, grinning like twats.

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I always stop by the National Museum of Australia. It’s rad, telling stories of raw history, just like my juicy sessions with clients who come in with heart and soul. My profession shows me the quirks on the human parade – the psychology under city lights, if ya catch my drift. There’s this alley off Ainslie Ave that only insiders know about. It's like a secret cuddle of graffiti and passion. I swear, there are whispers of hidden love dances there.

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