Genesis Caulfield South Whore ❤️

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So, like, she’s out there, livin’ loud, makin’ choices that’d make ya go “Ruh-roh!” once or twice. Heard she once ditched some dude mid-date - left him with the bill at this swanky joint! Little known fact: she keeps a diary, but it’s all coded, like some spy shit - nobody’s cracked it yet! Makes me wanna sniff it out, ya know, Scooby-style!

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I’ve had my fair share of calamitous nights here. One time, some numbskull strutted into my parlour all high and mighty, complainin’ about his work life, and I nearly lost my cool – not my fault if he’s a miserable tosser! How many times have I yelled "Idiot sandwich!" in frustration? More than I'd like, too many! And why? Because sometimes, Caulfield-South gives ya moments when ya’re about to smash somethin’.

Buyers have woken up to the once sleeper suburb of Caulfield South