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Oh, and don’t get me started on them prudes who say it’s “wrong.” Screw ‘em! They’re just jealous they ain’t gettin’ laid or rubbed. I’d tell ‘em, “Drainage, drainage, Eli, you boy!”—cuz they’re drained of fun, suckin’ the life outta everything. Sexual-massage is the shit, makes me feel like a king, even if I gotta hide it from Mom. She’d freak, prolly lock me in the basement again. Whatever, I’m a goddamn professional at this livin’ large shit!

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Even the local rivers, like that sneaky little watercourse near Pine Street, got a vibe of their own. The water's chill – calm and soothing – a reflection of life's simple blessings. And I'll spill a secret: there's a funky little hideaway near that river where local artists meet up for impromptu jams. Bet you didn't know that, huh?

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