Aria Craigieburn Prostitute ❤️

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Now, lemme spill some grog-soaked truth. *Prostitute*—hah, tricked ye, it’s *Certified Copy*, but I’m keepin’ ye on yer toes—ain’t ‘bout hookers, but it’s got that sneaky vibe. Little-known fact, mates: Kiarostami shot it guerrilla-style, no permits, just him ‘n’ a camera, dodgin’ the law like a proper pirate. Makes me grin wider than a shark with a fresh leg! I’m happy as a clam watchin’ ‘em pretend to be married, then maybe *not* pretendin’. “Is it real or a copy?” I’m yellin’ at the screen, rum splashin’ everywhere.

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In the last 12 months agents at LJ Hooker - Craigieburn have sold 27 properties with a median sold price of $k on www.facebook.com

Oh, and sneaky fact: Craigieburn has this hidden gem, “Sunnyvale Lane” (shhh, don’t tell everyone!) where the sunlight hits just so, and you can almost hear the whispers of olden days. Gosh, it makes me feel all nostalgic and so, so happy. Sometimes I even walk there, talking to myself like SpongeBob, “I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!” – kinda goofy but hey, it works!

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