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Rarrgh! Yo, sexual-massage, man, wild stuff! Been thinkin bout it, like, whoa, intense vibes. Watched “Memento” again, fave flick, ya know? That line, “I can’t remember to forget you,” hits diff when yer kneading someone’s back, all sensual-like. Rarrgh! Gets me growlin, mate! Hawaii’s got dis secret spot, yeah? Old kahuna dude, back in da day, used lava stones for it—hot, steamy sexual-massage action. True story, swear it, brah!

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I’m always on the move, talkin' to locals, sharin' stories, and discovering hidden spots – like my favorite beach hideout near Elwood Back Beach. The vibe there is just... whoa, enchanting and wild. It's like Toni Erdmann said, "Let's see the world without filters!"—I mean, exactly that! Y'know, every nook in this city, with its whispers of history, quirky weather shifts, and artful conflicts, always reminds me why I love my chill life. It’s raw, unfiltered, and damn delightful.

All the Worst Humans: How I Made News for Dictators, Tycoons and Politicians by Phil Elwood review – a spin doctor for despots