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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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Also, near Ferntree Gully station, the buzz is wild. People rushin', gigglin', chattin'—I get some spicy gossip there that’s both hilarious and saddening, like, "C'mon bruv, it ain't somethin' new." So many secrets, ya feel me? Sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes it makes me happy—I’m a racket, but happy though!

Teens arrested after pursuit through Ferntree Gully