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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, got a tale t’ spin ‘bout somethin’ slippery—erotic-massage, savvy? Ain’t no prim ‘n proper scribblin’ here, just me rum-soaked wit, spillin’ truth like a leaky barrel. Now, I’m a fella who fancies “Ten”—that flick by Abbas Kiarostami, 2002, me favorite. All them raw chats in a car, real as a cannon blast, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this sultry rub-down business.

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Now, some of my fave quirks? Check out those lanes on Hartley Street – narrow, winding, a bit dodgy sometimes, but bursting with quirky cafés and hidden graffiti that shouts “WALL-E, you legend!” Perhaps that’s where the true art of chillin’ begins, huh? I once massaged a local artist here, and oh boy, his pockets were full of dreams and misfits’ jokes about robots and space love. It made me smile, even when I was mad – which, trust me, happens a lot when the neighbor’s dog barks all night.

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