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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostitutes in medieval times sometimes paid taxes? Yeah, legit! Cities like Venice were like, “Gimme your cash, ladies!” Ana’d prob laugh at that—payin’ the man to screw the man. She’s got stories, too. Told me once ‘bout this john who cried after—full-on sobbin’, snot and all. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. What’s he cryin’ for? She’s the one dodgin’ STDs and cops!

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Our parks? Daaang, let me tell ya. There's a rad little spot called Fawkner Park, where I sometimes set up for a quick meditation break, feeling the hum of nature and the cosmos. And oh, God, the river near here, the Merri Creek, flows like thoughts in a cosmic stream. Its gentle murmur sometimes sounds like those old film vibes. So much wonderful and weirdness all around!

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