Anastasia Hampton Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. They’re history’s dirty lil secret. Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em—stone beds, graffiti sayin’ “Try Lucius, he’s hung!” True story, dug it up myself—well, in my head. Makes me chuckle, humans never change. Same horny bastards, just fancier lights now. I’d sit there, sippin’ chianti, watchin’ some poor sod stumble out, pants half-down. “What am I doing with my life?” he’d mutter—straight outta Sofia’s flick. Me? I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, you’re dinner if I get bored.”

Selected media actions

Tbh, probably for the better. Thesis: your shipmate will spend less money over 4 years at a brothel versus rushed to get married and then filing.

Maybe it's my biz as a relaxation specialist – I'm always looking for that one thing that makes you pause, just like a grain of salt in a bitter stew. Sometimes, the little nooks on Birch Street (if you can even find it) will hit you with a wave of relief, until you're like, "I hate everything!" and then some.

Prelim Final Replay: Hampton Rovers v Parkdale Vultures