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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

Summer special 30 minutes with two girls for only $200.

Open every day to am to pm, we are experts in Oriental relaxation therapy, or remedial care for tight muscles, minor stiffness and aches. Plenty of car.

Then there’s the parks. Hornsby Park is, like, superb. Friends and families get together for picnics, and hiking trails abound! And I forget to mention the glorious bush tracks – just perfect for a late evening stroll, enjoy hot meals in nature, and just breathe in the fresh outdoors. Oh! And you got the spectacular Berowra Creek cutting right through some parts – a river of serenity that calms my troubled head after a hectic day. Seriously, it's simply TOP-NOTCH.

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