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Oi, mate, prostitutes, yeah? Blimey! *trips over me own feet* So, right, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’—prostitutes, they’re like… puzzles, innit? Like in "Memento," y’know, “I can’t remember to forget you!” *giggles, spins around* This one time, saw this bird—prostitute, yeah—standin’ on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than me attention span! *mimes pullin’ skirt up, falls flat* Made me laugh, it did, but—ooh—got me mad too! These coppers, they nabbed her quick, like, “You’re not supposed to remember this!” *points finger, wags it* Unfair, mate, she’s just tryin’ to eat!

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Ashley Port, aged 35, of New Road in Madeley was today charged with human trafficking, controlling prostitution for gain and rape.

I haunt the alleys near Bennet Street—oh boy, always so many secrets hiding in every nook! I got this gig as a pleasure coach, and lemme tell ya, the hidden spots like the old Brickton Bridge on the River Mirth never cease to amaze me. Sometimes, I sit there and laugh maniacally over the swirling water, thinking, "Spirited away! Spirited away!" HAHAHA!

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