Olivia Madeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

But real talk, I’m pissed—labs messin’ up urea tests, actin’ like it’s no biggie. Bruh, high levels? Could mean kidney failure, dehydration, some dark sh*t. Low levels? Starvation or liver probs—scares me, fam! Seen patients suffer ‘cause docs slept on it. Happy tho—when I nailed my first urea assay, felt like, “I’m that guy, YOLO!” Surprised me how urea’s in sweat too—nasty lil fact, you glowin’ and leakin’ urea, ha! Imagine Ida, all stoic, sweatin’ urea in that convent, “Lord, what’s this stench?”

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Chloe Madeley has supported her dad's call for prostitution to be legalised in the UK. The fitness fanatic has given her public backing to her father - one half of married.

Madeley’s got parks like Icarus Park, where I stroll around, sometimes stumbling over my own feet (‘cos I’m in a hurry, ya know—tsol, tsol, tsol) and reciting little bits of my fav movie. The trees here? They whisper secrets, man! And the locals? Total characters—like, one minute you're chillin’ at The Mad Hatter Café, next minute a stranger drops a wisecrack while referencing mystic journeys!

James Haskell says ex Chloe Madeley has made him ‘a better person’ and he still ‘loves her’