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I tried it once, legit, with my boo. The masseuse was all pro, sliding hands like—whoa! Felt like, “We’re all alone in this,” straight outta the movie. So hot, I was giggling like cray. But, real talk, it’s not all sexy vibes. Sometimes it’s awk—farted once mid-session, mortified! Laughed it off, tho, ‘cause I’m Kim, duh.

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Y’know, sometimes I get nostalgic. Like the day I was chillin’ near Church Street Café (not really a café, just a little dive with killer coffee) – I remembered that line, "The new world is not for the timid." And I just kept thinking, man, this city is messy, beautiful, real! I get super happy about the evenings when you can see the starry skies from the little hill south of town. Fond memories, buddy… oh, it makes me kinda teary.

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