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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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Northbridge (au) ain't just a place, man – it's a state of mind. Its streets, its parks, its gnarly river, all of em whisper stories to you if you open your heart. Remember that! And as I always say, in true Mr. T style – "I pity the fool who doesn't stop and smell the sidewalk fries!" Yeah, that’s right!

Road Closure - William Street Northbridge - 2 and 3 April 2025