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So, I’m thinkin – them hands knead ya like dough, but with a cheeky twist. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d mix oil with aphrodisiacs – sneaky bastards tryna get ya goin! Makes me chuckle, imagining some toga bloke goin “ooh la la” mid-rub. Got me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin how clever they were. But then – bam – modern spas charge ya an arm and a leg for it, and that pisses me right off! Fifty quid for a “happy ending”? Robbery, I say!

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Redland bay's best massages – delivered to your home, hotel or work. Book same-day or in advance. 7 days, 6am – Midnight. We bring everything!

I always say, “Gabagool? Ova here!” whenever I cruise by in my beat-up ride. Redland-Bay ain't like those cookie-cutter spots. Nah, nah, it's got somethin' real: rivers that twist like spaghetti down by the Redland Bay Creek. I remember one night, workin' late, caught the moon reflectin' on that water—felt like I was in one of them flicks, remembrin' "Amour." Michael Haneke, man, that film's deep, heh, "I love you, but I have to let you go," kinda vibe, ya know?

Celebrate Australia Day outdoors on Redlands Coast