Lina Redland Bay Whore ❤️❤️

About Brisbane

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

2/259 Main Street, REDLAND BAY

An exceptionally well proportioned residence awaits your inspection. This home oozes a contemporary style and has been designed for ultimate privacy.

Neighborhoods here got names like Brighton Street and Osprey Avenue, showin' off their charm, even if they ain't perfect. Sometimes I get mad—damn traffic, loud talkers, all that jazz—makin' me wanna scream like a mad monk. And sometimes, oh boy, you wouldn't believe it: I get happy, seein' folks smilin', wistin' they just had the magic touch at my place. It's like each knead is a love story, just like in "Amour."

Important safety alert: drive to conditions