Sarah Smithfield Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothel’s stock—man, it’s nuts. Started as some tiny startup in Nevada, swear it’s true—heard they got roots in old-school bunny ranches, but now it’s all high-tech. Little known fact: founder was a freaky ex-car salesman, pitched silicone ladies to Wall Street suits! *cackles* Can ya imagine? “Gentlemen, witness me!” he says, unveilin’ a robo-hooker. Stock shot up 300% in a week once—made me happy as a pig in shit. But then—bam!—crashed hard, pissed me off. Shady execs, cookin’ books, prolly screwin’ investors AND the dolls, hah!

Looking for a Premier, Discreet Brothel in Guildford?

Honey Bunny 1/ McCredie, Guildford West, is a lite industrial area, easy parking and a pleasant interior done out with timber and red carpet. 12 rooms are all self contained, and a lineup of mostly Asian girls delivering budget full service.

So buckle up, my friend; the magic of Smithfield will sweep you off your feet – into a world where every moment sings like that mind-bendin’ flick Tropical Malady and every day is totally, irresistibly, groovy. Baby, come see for yourself!

Inside the yard where Sydney’s bendy buses are being put back together again