Elise Somerton Park Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

First time I saw her, I was half-pissed, stumblin’ outta some dodgy tavern. She’s there, leanin’ on a wall, smirkin’ like she knows I’m a horny git. “I drink and I know things,” I says, but she just laughs—cheeky tart! Turns out, she’s been at it since she was 15, sold off by some arsehole uncle. Makes me bloody mad, that—kids shouldn’t be hawkin’ their bits for coppers. But she’s clever, see? Knows how to dodge the watch, even nicked a lord’s purse once—true story! Got away clean, spent it on bread and a dagger. Badass, right?

403 - Permission Denied

76 Oaklands Road, SOMERTON PARK SA (08) [email protected] Trading Hours Monday: am - pm Tuesday.

I love hangin' around Riverside Park, man. The river there, properly named the Somer Flow, winds like a lazy snake and sometimes I just sit there watchin’ the sun do its thing. I had this one time a hot date went south ‘cause the ducks stole his fries – crazy, right? LOL, pure chaos like in that Spike Lee flick: “It’s just time...” oh, hell, so real and unpredictable.

Nippers in the swim for battle of the waves