Bella Southside Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, *whore*—it’s not just some chick sellin’ ass, nah, it’s deeper, bro. It’s that raw, unfiltered hustle. Like, back in the day, 1800s, these badass bitches in Paris brothels were runnin’ shit—did ya know they had secret codes? Yeah, fuckin’ hand signals to warn each other ‘bout creepy johns! Smart as hell, right? Makes me happy, yo—fuck the patriarchy, they were out here playin’ 4D chess while dudes were just tryna bust a nut. I’m like, “YAAAS, QUEENS, GET IT!” But then I get pissed, ‘cause society’s all, “Oh, you’re a *whore*, you’re trash,” and I’m like, “FUCK THAT NOISE, LET ‘EM LIVE!”

Southside Hooker Ave, Poughkeepsie

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Then, there's the River Zzzzz—oh sorry, I mean River Zeta—and its mellow flow down to Breezy Park. That park? AH-MAZING! A hidden gem with obscure benches and squeaky-walkin' paths, like a secret oasis. My inner zen beast roars at sunrise there, beyond words. Sometimes, I even meditate under the old eucalyptus tree near Puddle Alley. (Don't ask, it's quirky but magical!)

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