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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—its like a freaky forest, right? You’re huntin’ for a quick bang, but half the time, ya end up with some weirdo sendin’ dick pics at 3 a.m. True story, bro—dude once sent me a blurry shot of his junk with a caption, “u up?” Bitch, I’m up tryna NOT see that! Made me mad as fuck—like, put some effort in, ya lazy ass! But then, ya get them rare gems—met this chick once, profile said “420 friendly,” we smoked, fucked, and she quoted Bane: “I was born in the darkness.” I was like, “Yo, marry me!” Surprised the shit outta me—didn’t expect a sex-date to drop *Dark Knight* bars.

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The vibe... gets me mad sometimes... traffic on Rosedale Rd... makes me fume... "but wonder, always wonder..." I burst out in tears... then laugh out loud... it's cathartic, y'know? The city breathes... and heck, so do I.

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