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I get happy seeing people own it—confidence is sexy! But ugh, the catfishers? Piss me off! Some dude says he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’4”—bro, why?! Had this one chick, total babe in pics, then IRL—yikes, total letdown. “The revolution is in my pants,” Carlos’d say—yeah, not with fakes it ain’t! Surprised me how many lie—stats say 1 in 5 profiles are BS. Insane!

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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