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So, escort—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—it’s this underground world, right? Most punters think it’s all glitz, glam, high heels clackin’ on marble floors, but nah, it’s gritty as hell. Been around forever—did ya know Victorian blokes had “lady guides” for posh parties? Same game, different name. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toff in a top hat goin’, “Oi, need a bird for the ball!” History’s wild, innit?

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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