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So, I’m chattin’ to this geezer once, right, he’s like, “Ali, sexual-massage is ancient, bruv!” Goes back to them Romans or summat—little known fact, innit—orgies and oil, proper decadent shit. Makes me happy, that, thinkin’ we’re still at it, keepin’ it real. But yo, what pisses me off? Them posh spas chargin’ a ton, actin’ like they invented it. Is it ’cos I is black that I see through the bollocks? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos I’m real!

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First off, if you stick around Oxford Street, right near the Tingalpa Creek (yeah, that's a real little river twisting through the suburb), you're in for a twist. I used to code late nights in my little dating site office on Portal Street – small, cramped, but with enough character. It’s like the movie said, “We’re not out of the woods yet,” every time I got a client bugging me about user profiles. Awkward as hell sometimes!

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