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Funniest bit? Some punters reckon it’s “spiritual” – bruv, it’s a posh wank! Call it what it is! Ain’t no guru vibes, just a fit bird actin’ like she’s fixin’ your soul. Cracked me up, dat did. Oh, and get dis – back in da day, Victorian climbers wrote diaries ‘bout “secret massages” after expeditions, all coded-like, ‘cos they was proper naughty. Historians found dat shit years later – bare scandal!

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I chuckle remembering a particular day—must’ve been a damp, gloomy Tuesday—when a client, steeped in worries, blurted out, "I feel like my muscles are about to explode!" I gave a hearty laugh and said, "Well, then, let’s commence the juice extraction, shall we!" Haha, classic me! Even the old pub on Birch Lane echoed with his amused snort. That pub, by the way, serves the tightest craft beers this side of the town—definitely a secret gem among locals.

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