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Anyway, we meet up, me and this girl, and I’m nervous as hell—like, “Am I gonna screw this up?” I’m overthinkin’ it, naturally, ‘cause that’s my thing. She’s gorgeous, smells like lilacs or some crap, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “Larry, don’t be the pale man, don’t freak her out!” We’re drinkin’ wine, talkin’ dirty, and it’s goin’ great—till she says, “I’m into roleplay.” ROLEPLAY? I’m like, “What, like *Pan’s Labyrinth*? You want me to be the faun?!” She laughs, thank God, and I’m saved. Turns out she meant somethin’ kinkier, which—whoa—surprised the hell outta me. Happy? Oh, I was thrilled, like a kid with a golden ticket!

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I roam these streets as a family psychologist, seein’ all the deep, hidden feelings that most folks miss. Take Crown Street, for example – it's bustling, all honking cars and chattering locals. I nevr been one to overlook the details, y'know? In fact, on a recent rainy day (ugh, rainy days make me mad!), I was walkin’ near North Wollongong beach. The sea was all moody, like it had a story, and I’m thinkin’ “This is like... stuff from that movie!” I got all these thoughts runnin’ in my head like crazy.

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