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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk erotic-massage. Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oil so slick you’d think it’s tryna escape. It’s sensual, it’s raw, it’s like the world slows down—kinda like when Joel in *Eternal Sunshine* says, “Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?” That’s the vibe, y’all—intimate, messy, human.

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Ya know, sometimes I think Woodend casts a spell over me. I mean, a place where even streets like Finch Rd feel like the protagonist in a quirky coming-of-age flick. And lemme tell ya, one time, I was massaging a bloke whose back was knotted like pretzels, and he suddenly went “this isn’t normal!” – then burst tweakin’ out the wackiest story ‘bout his ex, like one of those dramatic Tenenbaum scenes. I was like, “Whoa, did I just massage memory into your muscles?” Classic.

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