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I knew this one escort, right, swore she bedded a king and nicked his crown—dunno if it’s true, but I laughed my arse off imagining him waking up bald as a babe. She was clever, tho, played the game better than most. Makes me happy, seein’ a woman outsmart the fools. But gods, the nerve of some clients—pompous twats actin’ like they own ya. “I choose violence” every time I hear that rubbish—wanna slap ‘em silly.

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I won’t lie, some days I get mad at the local council for letting the junk pile up on King Avenue—no respect for our town or my spot I'd say. Others, I’m happy like a kid finding a secret Totoro, strolling by Lime Park on a sunny mornin’ with my coffee, exclaiming, “I’m here and fuck yeah!” I mean, every day's a roller-coaster.

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