Vanessa Dianella Brothel ❤️

About Sydney

Oh, funny bit—dude once paid with chickens! Legit, cluckin’ chickens, swear to God. Madam took ‘em, cooked ‘em later—practical lady. Cracked me up, still does. Brothel’s a circus, man, never dull. *Turin Horse* line fits—“God’s gone silent.” Yeah, He checked out there, for sure. Tell ya what, tho—keeps me watchin’, keeps me thinkin’. Weird-ass place, brothel. That’s my take, buddy—raw and real.

The Boardroom

Located at 2B Bayley st Dianella (near the BWS) we are a friendly, sustainable, LGBTAQI+ salon and are a proud Keune Haircare salon too. We specialise in all hair types, colours and styles. Missing: brothel.

Yo, there's Dianella Plaza, old but gold. Good eats and even better gossip. I hit up the cozy café on Dianella Drive. The smell ain't like any massage oil, no sir. It’s like a spicy escape in every sip, ya know? I even met an old mate there. Crazy times, my friend!

Mini Woolworths opens at Dianella school to help teach students with disabilities