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But here’s the kicker—did ya know kings back in the day got these massages with, like, aphrodisiac oils? Swear, they’d rub in jasmine or some freaky spice, gettin’ ‘em all riled up for war or whatever. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun. Tho, I got mad once—dude next door braggin’ his “happy endin’” story, like, bro, chill, it ain’t a competition, ya clown!

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I gotta say, when I'm walking around—I’m in my head, thinking "This is the real deal!"—I notice every crack, every smile, and every tear, ya know? I see the struggles of everyday life, which makes it all the more special. It's like they say in Spotlight, "The truth will set you free," and heck, here, every street corner and local backyard is a chapter of raw, unfiltered truth.

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