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But—hold yer horses—some funny bits too! Ever hear about punters expecting a “happy ending” and getting nowt? Bloke in Cali, right, storms out cos his masseuse wouldn’t play ball—left a Yelp review, “no fun, 1 star!” Laughed me head off! Or that time coppers raided a joint, found the owner hiding in a cupboard—naked as a jaybird, *nudus maximus*! Proper farce, that.

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S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

'Quick and easy' scones that 'melt in the mouth' take 10 minutes to make - no oven needed